Right so its been awhile since i've put up one of my rants.......and i know u all have been so dissapointed....(all...3 of you tha read this xanga....well shit)

but so neyway I have a new one

Captain Planet

A.) The dudes with the rings are the 5 most retarded people ever.

I mean how the fuck did they get chosen?? did the big Indian lady in the sky sit down one day and be like....well shit i have these rings and uh.......i want every single retard up here so i cn find the dumbest ones and give the rings to them.......cuz seriously

a typical situation

Captain Planet is on fire and getting his ass kicked by a villain

So the water power would be really handy in this situation except tha......none of the fuckers cn aim.....so while captain planet is burning water lady misses and drowns the last tribe of endangered long penised seals or something equally ridonkulous that they were trying to save.... meanwhile Earth dude is off in some corner being like...hey guys look i can make mountains.......Fire dude is like....Oh I better do something...but wait I've lost my ring....this wuld be shocking except...it happens every fucking episode....he always loses his fucking ring...and then when the situation is hopeless some little kid runs up and is like "mister I found this magic ring that shoots fire is it yours?" I mean goddammit if I was some little kid tha found a magic fire ring I would keep the fucker....and burn off my older sister's clothes perhaps....(especially if i had the last name of Spears) .... so neyway then Mr. heart man uses his power and is like........Captain planet is in pain.....i mean no shit! I probably could have told you that by looking up in the fucking sky....i mean goddamn

and that brings me to another point.....who the fuck decided that heart would be a good power to give someone....i mean shit the minority none the less......it's a completly fucking retarded power...... i mean and you give it such a wuss to....like every episode Captain Planet somehow managed to get himself captured somewhere and they're like ...Heart find oot where he is and the guy is like.....Captain Planet is in a place.....oh but his pain is to much i can't take it anymore.........or captain planet is fighting someone and all his little ring buddies are trying to pitch in....u kno expedite the episode a little bit and Mr. Heart man is off in the corner being like.....the deer feels fear......i mean no shit if i saw some blue dude with green hair in red panties i would be peeing myself too

or it just doesn't work...........like Captain Planet is dying somewhere and they're like quick locate him and the heart guy is like...well shit guys my power is broken try it again in a cuple hours maybe it'll be fixed then......jesus

B.) The villians are the most retarded people ever

I mean so Captain Planet can be destroyed by pollution right?

These villians spend like millions of dollars building the biggest baddest slime thrower to take out Captain Planet forever.....or they're coming up with sum other pollution gadget to take the blue man oot....JUST THROW HIM IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN....jesus its not that hard......put him in a port-a-john those fuckers kill almost anyone tha goes on....like stick Captain Planet in the middle of Los Angeles it's fuckinnot that g hard to get rid of him

C.) Captain Planet Doesn't Do Shit

I mean like the villians are all oot in force they call up  Captain Planet he does his whole...When Your Powers Combine I am CAPTAIN PLANET nonsense, gets hit by a slime bomb or whatever and spends the rest of the episode bitching about it and being weak....the army comes in and shuts down the bad guys and then Captain Planet stands there with a smug look on his face and is like....."well I've saved the world from pollution again!" or some other bullshit comment.....like no the fuck you havne't goddammit.....every goddamn time the army has to come in and save Captain Planet's ass and he always gets the credit for it...........and then the Wind dude comes on and blows everyone away....including the long penised seals.....becuz he can't fucking aim....and the fire guy is like....shit guys i've lost my ring.....and the earth guy is like look a mountain.....and then some little incan kid comes on and is like....oh sir i found this magic ring that produces fire and i just had the urge to give it to a fair skinned retard like yourself......and Captain Planet is like...."I've saved the day again!"

and its like NO THE FUCK YOU HAVN'T GO PLANT A TREE BEFORE I PUT YOU IN A DUMPSTER

It's like batman if you think aboot it.......like he goes to Penguin and is like...."I must stop you now becuz i am Batman!".....and penguin like shoots the shit out of him and compeltely beats the shit out of him....... but pushes the wrong button on his umbrella and gets fucked....and then batman is like "woot I've won again"

Okay guys so myself and Carolina have finished our screenplay (first draft) its called

"Changes in Acquaintances" 

if you want to see a copy just hit me up

but now we come to the phase where we begin toying around whether we should film it or not

i totally would like to go for it......but that means i'm going to need a cast......and a crew

so if you're interested feel free to hit me up and tell me what you want to do and i'll find some way to work you in

granted we still have to make revisions.....so i figure 5 or 6 drafts down the road we'll have the shooting copy

which means i'll probably aim at shooting it this summer

so if your interested or you want to see the screenplay just hit me up

hey so i culd get this really kool xanga skin tha says

My Thotz in Color

at the top

thas like saying....Oh mY GoD......iT's ToTalLY KoOl tO SpEll ThOuGhTs WiTh a Z aNd tO Be A ReTaRd WhO HaS NoThInG BeTtEr To dO WiTh ThEiR TiMe

kind of like this post

hmmmmm shit

While I realize tha u will strongly disagree with one of the opinons presented below, realize tha these are the opinions of people who really care what they are talking about. Please don't get to pissed

inhiding988: its not long just read it from an objective point of view
sk8rboi114: no one is more right
sk8rboi114: kk
sk8rboi114: i mean becuz i totally agree with u
sk8rboi114: tha palestinians are terrorists
sk8rboi114: therez no doubt
inhiding988: yea
sk8rboi114: but then again u hafta look at the flip side of the whole argument too
inhiding988: no im goona address that hold on
inhiding988: hahahaha
sk8rboi114: did u send it?
inhiding988: im about to
inhiding988: sent
inhiding988: dont mind spelling errors :P
sk8rboi114: k
sk8rboi114: granted
sk8rboi114: i agree with a lot of your points
sk8rboi114: however
inhiding988: did you read the dennis miller thing?
sk8rboi114: yes
inhiding988: its so unbelieveably right
sk8rboi114: i mean i agree
sk8rboi114: however
inhiding988: alright so however what then
sk8rboi114: and all that im saying...is that
sk8rboi114: the israelis don't have their hands shining entirely clean either
sk8rboi114: both sides engage in stuff tha is nasty
inhiding988: the israelis have no choice but to do what they are doing
inhiding988: if they dont they will just get killed
sk8rboi114: i mean but talking with
inhiding988: the israelis have no choice but to continue doing what they are doing
sk8rboi114: my friends in isreal
sk8rboi114: they say that
sk8rboi114: a.) they don't live in a constant state of fear
sk8rboi114: like they say its more of like the atmosphere here after 9/11
sk8rboi114: and tha most of them don't agree with what either side is doing
inhiding988: THERE ARE BUS BOMBINGS if there were bus bombings in atlanta then things wouldnt be the same as they are here
inhiding988: well the palestinians are like the provoker
inhiding988: they started it and they wont fucking stop so israel has no choice but to defend thmselves and that means to try to kill who is trying to kill them
sk8rboi114:  all palestinians are not like
sk8rboi114: rah lets blow up a bus
inhiding988: of course not
sk8rboi114: mebbe 5 percent r
inhiding988: but it is drilled into their mind
inhiding988: they are a poor people
sk8rboi114: and what pisses me off is
inhiding988: they are a widely non educated peopl
sk8rboi114: people being like...fucking palestinians
inhiding988: and all many of them know is that killing the jews would supposedly help their situation
inhiding988: its so lopsided how can you side with them honestly
sk8rboi114: i don't agree with their terrorists
sk8rboi114: or tha arafat was a good guy
sk8rboi114: but i side with the palestians tha don't do neything...but r still hurt by the conflict neyway
inhiding988: there are even more jews that are hurt
inhiding988: listen its arafats fault they are in this mess
sk8rboi114: but u hear aboot tha....u kno tha the jews are suffering
sk8rboi114: u kno tha they're dying....u kno tha wut the palestinains
sk8rboi114: are doing to them are incredibly shitty
inhiding988: yea they are suffering
sk8rboi114: turn on cnn or fox or abc and u totally will
inhiding988: jews dont go into palestinian communities with the sole purpose of killing INNOCENT PEOPLE WOMEN CHILDREN etc
sk8rboi114: c but then again
sk8rboi114: not all palestinians do tha either
sk8rboi114: which is where i stand on the whole issue
sk8rboi114: u cn condem the terrorists all u want
sk8rboi114: sure thas find i don't care
sk8rboi114: but there must be a realization tha palestianans are suffering too
inhiding988: i condemn palestinians in general
inhiding988: its their fault for brainwashing their people into being so fucking anti-semetic
inhiding988: well they stay where they are
inhiding988: they dont leave
inhiding988: they are still in the communities
inhiding988: living among terrorists
inhiding988: evil people who dont want peace but want death of jews
inhiding988: regular fucking hitlers
sk8rboi114: i mean but thas like saying
sk8rboi114: all germans r nazis
sk8rboi114: or all white people r members of the klan
inhiding988: in the 1940s there were a lot of german nazis...
inhiding988: and the klan is different because they made very little impact
inhiding988: nazis ruled their people. terrorists rule the palestinians. the klu klux klan ruled bubbas general inbred shop and thats where their power stopped
sk8rboi114: oky
sk8rboi114: but if u listen to my point
inhiding988: ok
sk8rboi114: im saying tha i totally join u in condeming terrorism
sk8rboi114: against the isrealis
sk8rboi114: because its wrong
sk8rboi114: and its evila
sk8rboi114: dn the people who engage in it deserve to die
sk8rboi114: HOWEVER
sk8rboi114: tha does not mean
inhiding988: the israelis arent doing things wrong
sk8rboi114: tha EVERY single person happening to live in palestine
sk8rboi114: happens to be a terrorist
sk8rboi114: like mebbe they're to poor to move
inhiding988: they are doing what they have to do. they dont want to but it is vital for their survival
sk8rboi114: or mebbe they have no where else to go
inhiding988: yea they are too poor to move
inhiding988: and too uneducated
inhiding988: and that is because of the terrorists
sk8rboi114: dude
sk8rboi114: hold on
sk8rboi114: oky but right their to poor to move
inhiding988: yes
sk8rboi114: u kno they don't like the violence either, they wish it would stop
inhiding988: yea
sk8rboi114: they think peace would be the best option
inhiding988: yea
sk8rboi114: and by them im talking about basically the general public
inhiding988: i side with the innocent
sk8rboi114: but they just happen to be living on the same block as a kid who got brainwashed
sk8rboi114: and goes into isreal and blows himself up
inhiding988: i agree with you on that
inhiding988: but how can you side against israeli retallations?
sk8rboi114: is it right tha they should be killed because the isrealies decide tha the best way to retaliate is to launch missiles into the general area of the kids house
sk8rboi114: i mean because u hafta agree tha not everyone who dies in those attacks is guilty
sk8rboi114: there is a way to have like a precision strike or whatever
sk8rboi114: or tha there totally should be isreali military presence
inhiding988: israel has the best army in the world
sk8rboi114: in hotspots
sk8rboi114: like those
inhiding988: and they are doing everything they can
sk8rboi114: but i don't thinks it right that 20 palestinians have to die
sk8rboi114: for the sins of one
inhiding988: israeli teenagers, the same people that want it all to end like your friends are in there trying to only get rid of the bad people
inhiding988: no its much less lopsided then what the palestinians actions
inhiding988: the israelis only want to kill terrorists and take all themeasures they can to do that
inhiding988: the palestinians only want to kill women and children
sk8rboi114: agreed
sk8rboi114: but then again its a whole lot like america too
sk8rboi114: id on't agree with americas
sk8rboi114: lets bomb the shit oot of them policy
inhiding988: yea americans do fucking stupid stuff
sk8rboi114: so its not just like fuck isreal either
sk8rboi114: its in general
sk8rboi114: tha whole idea is wrong
inhiding988: americas situation is so much like the war of 1812
inhiding988: dumb foreign policy and a war for no reason
inhiding988: yes but israel is only doing what they have to do. they want it all to end just as much as the innocent palestinians
inhiding988: they want to live in peace but the extremist terrorists are making it hard since they want jews dead
sk8rboi114: i mean i agree if ur looking
sk8rboi114: for a country with like blatent human rights violations
sk8rboi114: theres a whole lot more places u culd look
sk8rboi114: *cough *like america for example *cough
inhiding988: yes
sk8rboi114: but my general feeling aboot all tha
sk8rboi114: is its no good
sk8rboi114: and i will sympathize with innocent palestinians somewhat
inhiding988: but israel is a huge one since there is mindless killing and it means more to me since jews are killed (and no mattter what my jokes are etc i am a jew in all seriousness)
inhiding988: yes but i have NO sympathy at all for anyone that so much considers strappinga  bomb to them
inhiding988: and if you throw a rock at a tank you fucking deserve to be shot back at
inhiding988: its like pulling a dogs tail. you get bit too fucking bad
sk8rboi114: but its like any conflict
sk8rboi114: as far as resolving it
inhiding988: the palestinian terrorists are about as extreme as you get
sk8rboi114: Palestinains need to admit they're wrong
inhiding988: no because in most conflicts you eventually want resolution
inhiding988: and only one side does
inhiding988: they never will
inhiding988: not the terrorists
sk8rboi114: they need to make serious attempts at cutting down on terrorism
sk8rboi114: with arafat gone tha prolly will happen
inhiding988: yes and they need a good leader
sk8rboi114: which is good
inhiding988: hopefully
sk8rboi114: HOWEVEr
sk8rboi114: i think the israelis need to acknowledge tha mebbe they've been not so nice in the past either
sk8rboi114: becuz like any country
sk8rboi114: even fucking....korea
sk8rboi114: there is never one side tha has their hands completley clean of any wrong doing
sk8rboi114: there is never one side tha is perfect
inhiding988: i guess
inhiding988: but compared to palestinian terrorists they are ghandi
sk8rboi114: yes
sk8rboi114: but tha doesn't make anything tha they've done any more right
sk8rboi114: because check this oot
inhiding988: except it was all in self-defense
sk8rboi114: in two years between September 2000 and May 5, 2002
sk8rboi114: 2,707 isralies have been injured
sk8rboi114: and 319 have died
sk8rboi114: thas 3,026 too many
inhiding988: yes
sk8rboi114: the palestinians...(according to red cross...which has credibility)
sk8rboi114: since most all countries have sum form....including the United States
sk8rboi114: 19,189 were injured and 918 have died
sk8rboi114: and i realize tha tha accounts for terrorist too
sk8rboi114: so tha takes away some credibility of those numbers
inhiding988: yea subtract terrorists and the number is much more even
sk8rboi114: but i don't think there were like 21,000 terrorists tho
inhiding988: i think that there were almost that much
sk8rboi114: even if you take away 10,000 injured and 500 dead
inhiding988: the israeli killing is with reason
sk8rboi114: thas still more
inhiding988: self defense my friend. not mindless killing
sk8rboi114: but what do they call innocent dead
sk8rboi114: collaterol damage?
inhiding988: technology isnt perfect and neither is intellegence
sk8rboi114: but oky last point here
sk8rboi114: becuz i mean im not trying to piss u off
sk8rboi114: and i hope i havn't too much
inhiding988: you arent
sk8rboi114: i don't agree with terrorism
inhiding988: we agree on almost everything with this actually
sk8rboi114: im not like WOOT HAMAS
sk8rboi114: kk
sk8rboi114: now u watch cnn and u watch fox
sk8rboi114: and u get these images of burned oot buses
sk8rboi114: and injured children
sk8rboi114: and dead people
sk8rboi114: and crying and screaming people
sk8rboi114: yes?
inhiding988: yes
inhiding988: and i know palestinians die
inhiding988: yes yes i know that
sk8rboi114: oky
sk8rboi114: but all im saying is tha u don't quite get this view in the media
inhiding988: but palestinians kill with no rhyme or reason. not so for israel
inhiding988: what that they side with israel?

*insert graphic dead arab pictures here*
sk8rboi114: and if u did
sk8rboi114: and i realize
sk8rboi114: its hard
sk8rboi114: to make credibility in those pics
sk8rboi114: cuz they totally could be like...some dude hit by a bus
inhiding988: ive been to rotten before i know gore
inhiding988: oh im sure they are real
sk8rboi114: or in the first one a terrorist who got shot or something
inhiding988: but it happens to israelis too
inhiding988: yea
inhiding988: and either way all attacks on palestinians are meant to kill terrorists
sk8rboi114: but to some extent americans get more of the isreali media of tha
inhiding988: so innocent deahts are 190% unintentional
sk8rboi114: but they still happen
inhiding988: yea i have no problem with that
inhiding988: israel is trying to protect their people
sk8rboi114: but it still hurts
sk8rboi114: and i realize tha isreal is protecting their people
inhiding988: if israel doesnt kill terrorists terrorists will kill them
sk8rboi114: and they have every right to
sk8rboi114: but even the united states has demonstrated
inhiding988: if its a them or you case then of course you take you
sk8rboi114: tha there is more of a selective way to go aboot it
sk8rboi114: to minamize civillian casualities
inhiding988: what other way can israel do it
sk8rboi114: and taking a helicopter up 150 feet and firing missiles
inhiding988: they are the best army in the world and if they could do it in a better and safer way for the innocent then they would
sk8rboi114: isn't one of them
inhiding988: its not that simple at all jackson
inhiding988: your comments on war strategies have absolutley zero credibility since you have no military strategy training
sk8rboi114: but if it were up to u
sk8rboi114: would u take out an entire block to kill one person
sk8rboi114: ??
inhiding988: if that was the only solution then yes i would
sk8rboi114: what happens if it killed more people
sk8rboi114: then the terrorist attack
inhiding988: because otherwise it very well might be a block of israelis
inhiding988: it usually doesnt
sk8rboi114: but occasionally it does
inhiding988: theres no solid proof that it would
sk8rboi114: actually i have a question tho
sk8rboi114: serioously
sk8rboi114: usually isreal retaliates after a terroist strike right?
inhiding988: yes
sk8rboi114: like someone blows themselves up on a bus and then isreali gunships do some shit?
inhiding988: yes
sk8rboi114: oky....so if the suicide bomber is dead in the first place....what are they shooting at?
inhiding988: I KNEW KNEW KNEW you would ask that
inhiding988: they already have intelligence on the location of the terrorists
inhiding988: they just dont kill them if unprovoked
inhiding988: obviously after a terrorist attack they have reasons to consider themselves provoked
sk8rboi114: right
sk8rboi114: but what happens if mohammad
sk8rboi114: decides to go to the grocery store
sk8rboi114: when the isreali gunships come in and hes just totally not there
sk8rboi114: or do they actualyl have like
sk8rboi114: real time proof of where these people r oot
inhiding988: what if scenarios are a waste of time
inhiding988: im not sure they dont release their military secrets
sk8rboi114: i mean but if they kno where these guys r
sk8rboi114: and they have a great army
sk8rboi114: why don't they just have a massive coordinated assault backed by the US *who totally would join in*
sk8rboi114: and take them all down
sk8rboi114: i mean tha wuld totally be acceptable
sk8rboi114: because it wuld minimalize civillian casualties
sk8rboi114: the isrealis woudl be happy
sk8rboi114: and bet half the palestinains woudln't midn
inhiding988: because going in there would mean israeli soldiers would die
inhiding988: and so would american soldiers
inhiding988: beacause other terrorists jump out and go oh shit lets kill dem
sk8rboi114: but isn't tha wut war is aboot?
inhiding988: and go bakalakalaka and jump up and down in their turbans (jkjkjk) 
sk8rboi114: like a soldiers job is not to have a cakewalk
sk8rboi114: a soldiers job is to die
sk8rboi114: thas in his job descripition
sk8rboi114: he kno's tha risk
inhiding988: yes but their leaders job is to do everything possible to save their lives
sk8rboi114: but if u got all these terrorists rightt
sk8rboi114: would tha not save thousands of israeli lives
sk8rboi114: because no more terrorist leaders = no more terrorist money = no more nifty little explosive belts to be had = no more sucicde bombigns
inhiding988: yes but if you were an israeli leader would you want a. israel soldiers to be safe from death when they kill terrorists but risk accuracy and maybe a few people you dont like die or b. be a little more accurate but a large risk that your family/soldiers/citizens get murdered and you never see your kids again
sk8rboi114: i mean but the area tha is designated the arab territory or whatever
sk8rboi114: is not teeming with terrorists like iraq
sk8rboi114: terrorists are the minority in tha society
sk8rboi114: its not like o shit here comes the army...honey give me the AK
sk8rboi114: its more like shit honey here comes the army lets board the windows and hide in the basement
inhiding988: but israeli soldiers would still die
inhiding988: and thats not cool if i was there i wouldnt want to die or want my friends to die dont forget all israeli teenagers go into the army
sk8rboi114: there gonna die by sucide bombers too
inhiding988: not if they kill all the terrorists
inhiding988: i mean the only solution other than that is for israel to play possum so the terrorists think they are all dead and leave. but i dont see that happening
sk8rboi114: i mean one last point tho
sk8rboi114: right so say u have muhammad the terrorist chilling in his house
sk8rboi114: right
inhiding988: yea
sk8rboi114: like washing his beard or looking at pictures of women without burkas
inhiding988: watching algezeera or whatever
sk8rboi114: whatever they happen to do in their spare time
sk8rboi114: and then o shit he heres a helicopter
sk8rboi114: what is muhammad going to do
inhiding988: thats why you attack at night
sk8rboi114: but have u ever heard a heliocpter dude?
sk8rboi114: those fuckers are loud as shit
sk8rboi114: i mean i live right by dobbins
sk8rboi114: and fuck
sk8rboi114: so...well lets say he hears this helo
inhiding988: they already have the location they are going to bomb down
sk8rboi114: and he runs down to the wife and kids
sk8rboi114: and hes like honey im going to the store for more...... more....o wait we don't have ne food
sk8rboi114: im going oot to kill an infidel
sk8rboi114: and he just leaves
sk8rboi114: i mean then everyone else is fucked and muhammad is still alive and passing out explosive belts

inhiding988: obviously if that happened the israelis wouldnt keep doing it how they do it
sk8rboi114: i guess
sk8rboi114: but um if ur in a building tha gets the shit blown oot of it by a helo right
sk8rboi114: i don't think they'd be able to be like.....ooooo tha hoffspiegel got the shit killed oot of him
sk8rboi114: they'd more like...come with a  little shovel put u in a bag and take u away
inhiding988: no ones going to escape
inhiding988: and what ifs like i said will get us nowhere
sk8rboi114: but wut happens if u have little kareem
sk8rboi114: playing next door with his ....piles of mud
sk8rboi114: i mean doesn't tha suck for little kareem
inhiding988: well kareem will just have to bang dem virgins a little early now wont he
sk8rboi114: or is tha acceptable collateral damage
sk8rboi114: i mean i take the side of kareem
sk8rboi114: kareem doesn't kno aboot virgins yet
inhiding988: gotsta do what you gotsta do
sk8rboi114: he wouldn't kno wut to do with them
inhiding988: well they can play with mud together then
sk8rboi114: i mean but it sucks for little kareem
inhiding988: neither would they they are all virings
sk8rboi114: agreed tha it sucks for little
sk8rboi114: billy menkahivitch on the bus
inhiding988: yes it does but it also sucks for isaac and david on their way to the movies on the public transit bus
inhiding988: hahah we are so mean with names dude
sk8rboi114: but um david isaac and menkahivitch don't deserve to die
inhiding988: if you wont let them go to accounting school without the risk of death then fuck you i hope you die!
inhiding988: yea they dont
sk8rboi114: and the media is like FUCK MUHAMMAD
sk8rboi114: and then little kareem is killed
sk8rboi114: and everyone is like
sk8rboi114: *cricket
sk8rboi114: *cough *cough *tha....sucks??
sk8rboi114: little kareem is DEAD
sk8rboi114: he will never tie another turban on his HEAD
sk8rboi114: hah i rhyme
inhiding988: yea my response would be the same as ive said before

rrriiiiggghhhtt guys so im like really tired and so i wuz looking at my profile..........and i wuz like whoooaaa i havn't updated this shit in a really long time

almost as long as rafeals penis stuck up my as--I MEAN.......so

i can't think for fuck right now so im gonna make a cliche journal entry..(fuck you...... you knew it was gonna hafta happen sometime)

So today i woke up and ate sum rice

and a dog

and a cat

twice

there thas all